An Interesting Challenge For Writing Escort Articles
My instructions for the escort service articles, were to write them with no mention of sex. A close analogy would be like having to write restaurant articles with no mention of food. So of course I was a bit stymied at first.
After some thought though, I came to the conclusion that so much of the actual mating game doesn’t really involve actual sex. The sex comes at the end of the game. After the planning and pursuit stages and there was a heck of lot to write about there.
“What you’ll find with us is anything but typical and we work hard to make it that way. This means that no matter what you have in mind, we can easily accommodate you. Quickly, expediently and always with complete respect for your personal privacy.
We specialize in smart & cute eighteen-and-up college coeds and all the ladies we represent are pre-screened to insure that they have that special fun loving, outgoing & quirky personality that’s the classic trademark of Boston escorts.”
“We’re continuing to diversify, which means that you can pick and choose from a wider range of great work that we currently have to offer. Lingerie shows, artist and photo modeling, exotic dance for private parties, single and couple escort opportunities, private corporate events, adult movies, magazines and the list just keeps on growing!
In fact we’re currently in the early developmental stages of offering acting roles in nationally accreted, high budget mainstream films! All this adds up to more choices for better paying jobs, working for a much more discriminating and affluent clientele.”
“It’s just the way that things are and the way that they have been since men first gathered to mourn one of their clan who was preparing to part from the brotherhood of bachelors. In fact you can rest assured that even back in the ice age, cave men hired hot, young, freaky cave women to take off their animal skins and dance for them.
You can also bet that they had the good sense not to hire inexperienced amateurs or desperate cave girls that were only in it for the money. You see cave men back then, just as today, knew that an experienced girl who knows the ropes, is far less likely to say no to “special requests and favors”.
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Combining My College Experience with Writing Anti-Aging Articles
I couldn’t even begin to estimate how many anti aging, skin care product articles I’ve written over the past four years. It took me two semesters to pass Chem-1A in college but I finally did it. Even back then I often wondered if I would ever be able to use what I learned.
So it all comes back to me as I string together sentences sprinkled with complex biochemical techno speak.
“There really are just so many face and eye creams on the market. So then just what is it that makes Kinerase Intensive Eye Cream so different, if in fact it is any different? The truth is that it’s the active ingredient kinatin that sets it apart from the crowd.
This one particular product from the Kinerase lineup contains a full 0.125% kinatin, which is the highest percentage rate of this clinically proven phyto-chemical of any skin care product currently available on the market today. There is none higher.”
“What makes this system so different, is their patented Penetrating Therapeutics Technologies. It’s a series of scientific developments that allows for the use of active ingredients of a far lower molecular weight. A lower molecular weight means smaller molecules and smaller molecules mean more effective skin penetration.
Once these chemically engineered revolutionary active ingredients bypass the epidermal layer, they quickly migrate to the skins lower dermal substrate. It’s there that these powerful clinically proven substances react with living tissues on a cellular level to bolster and reactivate degraded micro-biological restorative systems.”
“What most people completely fail to understand or take into account, is the fact that free radicals themselves can be very complex in nature and also come in several different types. Hence; for years too many people have simply assumed that all antioxidants were alike and function equally as well.
In fact extraordinary new data from recent breakthrough research has indicated that super antioxidants such as floretin and ferulic acid may in face be capable of functioning beyond the outer cell membrane. That they in fact function to protect the interior cellular mitochondria, including the nucleus from harmful free radicals.”
“Kojic acid has a formal name and that is 5-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-4-pyrone. It’s quite a mouthful, so understandably most people choose to refer to it by its more common name. Kojic acid. It’s actually a derivative of several species of fungus but for commercial uses, it’s now obtained as byproduct of the brewing of rice wine.
Arbutin, a phyto chemical, is derived from the bearberry plant. It’s classified as a glycoylated hydroquinone and just like hydroquinone, is a tyrosinase inhibitor. It prevents the formation of melanin, the substance that skin uses to give it color. Arbutin has been deemed safe for use in topical skin products such as Skinceuticals Phyto but if it is ingested it can be metabolized to hydroquinone in the digestive tract.”
What Qualifies Me to Write Your Next Set of Business Articles
Business and personal finance related articles come naturally to me. It’s the years that I spent out in the trenches working for and with operators of small businesses in Northern California that qualify me.
Business people all basically want the same things. Of course they all want profits but anyone who has been in a real bricks and mortar business for any length of time, knows that there are plenty of hazards and pitfalls.
“The fact is that most people have a generalized idea of what health and safety is, even if the topic can become more complex in a business setting. So then what exactly is an employment law consultant and what is that they do that relates to health and safety issues in the workplace?
In simple terms, today’s qualified health, safety and employment consultants assist you in your efforts to move towards full compliance with all your legal requirements. At the same time, they are ready to help you to formulate systems and methods of operations, engineered to reduce the likelihood of accidents and any resulting liabilities.”
“What this all means, is that while while more viable options for a better retirement experience continue to increase, it also is becoming increasingly obvious that some level of strategic financial planning must take place if you are to take full advantage of them. Planning that not only insures that maximum growth will occur with regards to any savings and investments but also that your personal financial assets are secure and well protected.
This of course now means is that a simple savings account and the interest that it accrues just can’t keep up. Sure the amount grows each month with interest but not nearly as fast as the prices on the things that you’re eventually going to have to buy with it. You simply must have other viable financial contingency plans in place on the day you clock out for good and finally start enjoying your life.”
“However; now that I am no longer making my living by marketing my skills by the hour, I am free to let you and any anyone else for that matter know that there is a difference between these two tasks. Also as it concerns public relations, it is unlike marketing and advertising in that it does not function to sell a product outright. Rather, PR is performed to effect the public’s perception of a person or an entity in one or all of three ways.
#1 That is that PR is done to position or enhance the position of a person, product or business within the marketplace.
#2 That is that PR is done to differentiate or set apart a person product or organization from its competitors in the marketplace.
#3 That is that PR is done to improve or create a public identity for a person, business entity & its products and or services.”
I Love Cooking Almost As Much As I Love Writing About It
Believe it or not I do fantastic cooking and kitchenware writing. I’m an expert cook and even spent a year working in bar and restaurant in New Orleans. I can pull cooking and recipe articles almost right out of my ass.
“As an example Le Creuset sets of three ply, high chromium alloy stainless steel might be something that you hadn’t thought of but might like to take a look at. The quality is superb and just like virtually all Le Creuset products, their stainless steel cookware is made to last indefinitely. For a contemporary kitchen, you simply can’t find a more modern design style in cookware than this.
Devotees to Le Creuset sets in enameled cast iron also can’t help but admire their amazing new line of freezer-to-oven-to-tabletop premium grade porcelain ceramic tableware that pulls easy double duty, enduring stove and oven temperatures of +260 C, then going right to a hot pad on the dining table. It’s designed to resist staining, chipping or cracking and it’s also scratch resistant. Great looking & super easy to handle and clean.”
“It’s no secret that great recipes for chicken run rife in the South but what many people don’t know, is that it’s Southern Louisiana, down around New Orleans, is where you’re most apt to find your favorite chicken recipe. You see eating chicken is a tradition that goes back hundreds of years in the deep south.
Sunday was a day off on the plantation. This was the day that laundry was done and the best meal of the week was prepared after the preacher spoke in the late morning. Chicken was a delicacy in those days, so a few chickens were killed, cleaned and prepared.
The best fried chicken is done in peanut oil. Another thing you can do to kick up fried chicken recipes is to marinade the chicken. Your favorite Italian salad dressing will do in a pinch and you may find after you try this, that it’s your favorite marinade as well.”
Let’s Talk About Press Releases
Press releases are my all time favorite. You see I’m a news fanatic and I got my start watching Walter Cronkite when I was just a kid. Way back when only real men were deemed fit to present the evening broadcast.
You do need an extensive vocabulary to do good press releases and I have that covered. Also you really have to be willing to fully research what you’re writing about or your finished product just won’t have the “sharp edge” that it takes to be noticed.
Health Care Reform Debate Brings Health & Weight Loss To the Forefront
“It seems that while the politicians in Washington can’t seem to come to some agreement on health care reform, the long drawn out argument has prompted more Americans to start thinking about their health in general. It’s been the main topic on all the major networks for months now and the net result, is that more people than ever are taking a closer look at their total fitness.This isn’t speculation. Rather this is documented fact, as health and fitness product providers across the board, from online vitamin supplement vendors to local community membership gyms unanimously report up-ticks in sales and memberships. All this while the economy still wallows in recession. So is this just a fluke or is it here to stay?
When recently contacted by phone recently, the spokesman for bodyshapeover.com was able to lend some valuable insight that they had gathered first hand on this uncanny connection. He reported their customer base and sales had increased over the past year and that some were in fact mentioning uncertainty over future health insurance policies as a contributing factor in their decision.
Off the record, he did quip that “weight loss today isn’t the hard hard sell that it once was”. “I mean, people in general are carrying around more excess baggage then they have ever before and our business is health, fitness and weight loss supplements that are clinically proven effective”.
So it would seem that more people are shaping up while they’re waiting for the economy to pick up. Also the ongoing political debate has them more than ever realizing that in the end, how one looks and feels is really in ones own hands. After all, insuring ones health is really an odd concept. Face it, a policy can’t fix your general health, it can only pay the medical bills.
In fact studies have shown that people who have the best health insurance policies also tend to be the most complacent about what they eat and how they exercise. What this means, is that a top notch health insurance policy may in fact be detrimental to ones long term health and weight if these facts do pan out and correlate.
The bottom line, is that all health care providers are in unanimous agreement that health and fitness are better approached when dealt with in a proactive fashion. Of course it’s important to have good health insurance available, but it’s even better if one never has to use it.
On a related topic: Recent clinical studies have shown that certain vitamins taken in supplement form can help to boost the bodies immune system and help to ward off certain types of cancers.”
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Presell and Landing Pages – Copy That Sells
I like to do presell and landing pages. I chose this one as an example because during my research I found that virtually all penis enlargement written media sucked. People were writing it in a sort of quasi clinical-medical context. Totally lame.
Also it was all only directed towards men with tiny roots. I wrote mine in a “tell it like it is” fashion and also directed it towards any and all men who would like to move up to a bigger tool size no matter what size their dip stick is. A much larger target market.
MEN: How to Make Your Dick Bigger With 2 Simple Steps
“I couldn’t even begin to tell you how many small dick stories I’ve read online. I must have read most all of them and believe it or not, I didn’t have a small dick. Actually, if I had to place a size on it, I would grade mine as being on the bottom end of “medium” back then. Bear in mind that was “back then.”
It served me well as a matter of fact. So in comparison to so many of the stories that I’ve read online, I guess I was ok. So then what brings me to write this article and share my story with the public? The answer is simple and that’s that my best friend and number one night-club “wing-man” ever since high school, is “hung like a horse”.
Of course I’ve never measured it, but it’s no secret that it has to be easily close to 9” to 10” when it’s soft. In fact our complete circle of friends, both male and female know how big Mike’s dick is because he used to whip it out at our high school parties after enough people pestered him to do it. He was hung heavy even back then!
Don’t Tell Me Size Doesn’t Matter
Oh how all the chicks would gasp and blush! It was awesome as the dudes would laugh and cheer him on as he PROUDLY laid his meat across a bar stool or counter for all to see. So then, don’t tell me that size doesn’t matter because I’ve seen the expressions on everyone’s faces and heard the “girl’s comments!”
Man how I always used to wish that my “unit” could be huge like that. No kidding! We used to go the mens room together when we were out on the weekends and he handled his dick like a fireman handles a HOSE. Then when he was done, he would kind of fold it up and tuck it back in his pants. No shit!
So hell yea I’ve checked out penis enlargement products online for the past couple of years. Back when I first started looking at them though, it was really just basically out of curiosity. I always just figured that they were fraudulent crap. All aimed at desperate men, cursed with unusually “small packages”. Then something changed.
Penis Enlargement Is Possible
What changed was the amount of quality INFORMATION that was available online. Actual medical and scientific information on the subject of (non surgical body alterations), not just penis enlargement. You see, it was by reading this information that I gradually became aware that it’s possible now for a man to “enlarge his root”.
Ok, so I’ll confess right here that I did try a mechanical device. In short, it was a total rip off! Yes I put it on, but for all of about five minutes and that was the end of it. It was extremely uncomfortable and there was no way that I was going to spend my days walking around with some piece of machinery strapped onto my tool. Get real!
It was a joke! So my next step was to check out some of the new pills that are now being marketed for penis enlargement. I tried a few brands and got absolutely no results. Nothing! That is until I tried out VIMAX PILLS. I was skeptical of course, after seeing that all the others I tried didn’t work but these pills were different.
These New Pills Were Different
The first thing I noticed with these pills, was that in a couple of weeks my dick stopped shrinking up into a “little nub”, like it was prone to do from time to time. Now that was nice! Finally I saw some progress in the right direction, so to speak, so it was “onward and upward” from there.
Well after finally getting a taste of real RESULTS from the Vimax pills, my next step was to buy an online course on “non mechanical manual penis enlargement methods”. It advertised that all it took was 6 minutes a day to get (measurable results). So anyway, I began using the techniques that it taught and low and behold, even faster and better RESULTS. No kidding! I was getting “longer and thicker!”
New Size, Confidence and Performance
To make a long story short, that was about seven months ago and since then I’ve gone from a small-medium to a full-on-LARGE. I swear when it’s hard now, I’m packing a full ten inches for sure! Also along with my new size, my confidence and PERFORMANCE levels have also both shot way up!
I’m seeing two different girls now and they’re both total screamers in bed. I love it! It just feels so good when I first “ram it home” and hear them moan, almost as if they’re in pain. It’s something that I never experienced before unless of course the chick was faking it. Man, once you hear the “real thing” though, there’s just no mistaking it!
Another awesome thing that the Vimax Pills have done for me, is they have easily doubled my STAYING POWER. You see, I used to last like maybe three or four minutes at the most and that was on a “good night”. Today however, I have way more “control” and when I’m really on top of my game, I can easily go for up to an hour.
Far More Explosive & Longer Orgasms
Anyway, I’m through with doing the manual enlargement exercises because the results are permanent. As for the pills though, that’s a different story! I’m still taking them and see no reason to stop. For one thing, with each passing month my organisms are becoming more EXPLOSIVE and they’re also lasting so much longer too. So why should I stop?!”
Writing A Hairloss Presell Page
Over the years I have talked to countless numbers of men who are dealing with hair loss issues, which was an advantage . I wanted to write a presell page that came across as something “different”. Not just another hair loss product.
Nutrient Supplements for Reversing Hair Loss Worked for Me and Changed My Life
“Ever since I was in college in my early twenties, I’ve had to look in the mirror each day and watch my hairline slowly recede. When it began, it was just a THINNING of hair along the front hairline, so I basically blew it off as no big deal. Even so, as my hairline moved back at a quicker pace, I just pretty much “accepted it.”
Hey, the rest of my head was covered by a full mop of hair “or so I thought”. All that was to change though when I was in my early thirties and I installed one of those back view mirrors in a girlfriends bathroom. One of those round mirrors on an adjustable arm that allows a person to see the back of their head.
My Utter Shock That I Was Seriously Bald
Anyway, I finished the installation then checked it out to see how it worked and for the first time in years got a solid view of the back top end of my head. There I was, frozen in time, staring in utter shock at a big round BALD SPOT that no one had ever even told me about!
I was a a freakin bald dude! All this time I had been out trying to get with hot chicks and they were thinking that I reminded them of their uncle or their dad. No wonder I wasn’t enjoying the type of success ratios that I used to experience in my twenties! I was a “strike-out” artist!
Anyway, from that pivotal moment in time, I vowed not to go down without a fight. Hey! The way that I figured it, if my hair could stop growing then given the right conditions and or treatment, it could start back up again. It was just simple physics. I hoped so anyway…
No Way I Was Getting Plugs or Transplants
There was “no way” that I was getting any type of hair transplants or plugs either. No freakin way! I don’t care what the adds showed me. I had seen the results in person more than once and they looked just like what that are. Obvious plugs of hair stuck in some poor dudes head!
So then began my quest for TRUE KNOWLEAGE because one thing that I had learned in life, is that “knowledge is power” and I was determined to gain the knowledge it took to actually reverse what ever had transpired to cause my hair to vanish. What ever it took!
The first thing that I learned was that most my hair was still on my head. It hadn’t gone anywhere. It had merely been degraded down to the point of being ultra thin and even in some cases microscopic fuzz that simply broke off at skin level. That alone gave me hope!
Hair Loss & The Great Medical Coverup
Now one thing that I was already fully aware of, is that the medical community keeps a tight grip on information about cures for anything. Hey! There’s no money in cures. The real money is in “life long treatments”. So I knew I had my work cut out for me!
Now don’t laugh because yes I tried Rogain for a short while. Not only was it expensive but it was a freakin hassle too. Every night I had to dab it on my scalp and if I missed a few days the little fuzz that had sprouted up, simply fell out. Anyway no great loss!
Thank god for the Internet! I can remember back in my early years, before we all had computers in our homes and the ready access to all the information that mine now offers up with the simple press of a button. Yes, those were happy times because ignorance is bliss!
Thank God for the Internet
It was on the Internet that I found out that my first assumptions were in fact correct. That was that what ever it was that had caused my hair to gradually vanish, could in fact be REVERSED. I also learned that the problem was nowhere near as complex as the powers that be would like to have us all believe.
I found and invested in two things online that transformed me from being follicly challenged, to in fact sporting a prudent reserve of dark brown hair, in about a years time. Two things that combined cost me roughly the amount of a two months supply of Regain. Two things that put me “back in the game for good!”
The first thing that I purchased was a book entitled (How to Naturally Regrow Lost Hair in 15 Min. a day.) I read it from cover to cover and came away with all the answers that I had been searching for. Also by reading it, I learned that I needed to start taking a hair loss supplement. I chose Advecia, after checking several out.
A Supplement for Hair Growth & Renewal
Advecia is a synergistic blend of substances that takes hair loss prevention and renewal to a higher plateau. It’s composed of a host of nutrients that are absolutely vital for a full head of healthy hair. The kicker, is that many of the nutrients that Advecia contains, aren’t easily obtained from natural food sources!
It’s worked AMAZINGLY well for me! With the the knowledge, techniques and nutritional supplement that I now use every day, I’ve been able to finally become “myself” again. Not only have I become so much more confident in approaching women again but my CONFIDENCE level in all social and professional settings has shot way up.
Not only is the bald spot on the back of my head “completely gone” but my hairline has crept back up to the front of my forehead again. I swear, at least once a month I run into someone I haven’t seen in a while and I have to convince them that I’m not wearing a hair piece. I just let them give it “a tug” and see the TRUTH for themselves. “
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